Remlinger, Leave the Goatee Alone

Ah, Mike Remlinger shaved his goatee off again. There are certain people who need facial hair. Grizzly Adams. Bob Vila. The Bearded Lady. And Mike Remlinger. Bearded Remlinger looks like an old-timey baseball player. You wouldn't be surprised if you saw him after the game wearing a tophat, coat, and one of those original "popped collars" like Bob Cratchit wore. Beardless Remlinger looks like your creepy uncle who hasn't shaved today and who tries to kiss you, but the scratching is unbearable. At least when you're young. I guess. Needless to say, Remlinger's beard is needed if I'm going to be forced to watch this bullpen all year. Please grow back the beard, Mike. You're making babies cry.